Dog Poet Transmitting.......
Finally, after Augean labors, only some of which were mine (thanks Elf and James) we have ze documents. We'll just put the German one up for the moment since that is where the longer controversy rages. If we start hearing from someone who is hearing about Hawaii then we will post that one too. In any case, this has been a long time coming. The obstacles have been impressive. I have never seen anything like it. The video of my hip replacement operation should be posted after about two weeks or so but... for the moment, here is an official document from Senftenberg Hospital on my stay there.
It's possible that some of you may be unfamiliar with what has sparked the need for this. I was unaware of the need for it myself but... one of our intrepid readers came across a site where certain vipers of the darkness were insisting that I faked my injury in order to con my readers into donating to me; something I never asked them to do in any case.. I expect that this irrefutable proof will not dissuade the slanderers but it definitely exonerates me from the accusations. Here is a definition of devil.
Unfortunately for the Luddites out there, this is all in the German language, which makes a kind of sense, given that it all took place in Germany. However, if you really need to know what it is saying, use some translation software. It is easily found and Google has it available right on its site.
Well... I'm glad we cleared that up.
End Transmission.......